General

Responsible

I want to be responsible and totally in charge of my life but they won’t let me.

Me, 1 hour after my boss tells me to find a simple system to organize the coffee break room.

Things I have Never Said: Yes, come in, I’d like to hear more about your religion, this pamphlet isn’t enough.

Me when my wife asks “who left the milk out?”

Things I have Never Said I know this is none of my business so I won’t ask… No, I’m fine.